This is my brain, shown on display to the public, through photos.
it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
(via howellyouphilin)@12 hours ago with 12224 notes
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via rawrrriloveey0uuu)@13 hours ago with 227694 notes
frappuccinos are good until you finish 90% of it and all that’s left is watery clumps that taste like cream and sadness
(via revolutionarysass)@17 hours ago with 10759 notes
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
(via thegreenhermione)@1 day ago with 77102 notes
imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist
(via carrryonmywaywardassbutt)@1 day ago with 12136 notes
“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
(via 2460onetruepairing)@1 day ago with 49527 notes
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
(via revolutionarysass)@17 hours ago with 72714 notes
Today I was at Menard’s and was walking down the stairs and saw some dude my age watching me from one of the lanes, and I got down and he was like hey I can check you out, and I was like hah yeah NICE TRY and went into a different lane but then I realized he actually worked there@1 day ago with 1 note
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via mugglesex)@1 day ago with 110431 notes
My solutions for all of life’s problems can actually be summed up pretty easily.
Eat it. If you can’t eat it, set it on fire. If you can’t eat it or set it on fire, go become a nudist hermit with wifi and protect your nudist wifi hermitry with violence.
(via aparticularlygoodfinder)@1 day ago with 35 notes